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Hello and welcome to our site! We are Sparky and Christie Smith. Sparky is originally from Fife, Scotland. The Scots have a unique, humorous way of expressing themselves. Here we are highlighting some of their funny phrases!

All of our tees are professionally screen printed on Gildan Softstyle, 100% ring-spun cotton

T-shirts, which gives them a soft feel with minimal shrinkage.

Each shirt features a Scottish saying with the "English" translation beneath.

Steam train crossing the Glenfinnan viaduct in the Scottish Highlands, Scotland United Kin
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